Dysfunctional In-laws

 Ethical Dilemma (make sure you answer correctly):

 As a nurse, you are the last person to see Mr. Doe before he dies in the hospital. You believe that he has become mentally incompetent in the last few hours and in that time he has rewritten his will. In the new will he viciously attacks each member of his adopted family and reveals that he actually was born a woman. He then cuts every family member out of the will leaving his fortune to a Psychic Chatline . Mr. Jones asks you to make sure that the new will gets to his lawyer. Do you carry out Mr. Doe’s last request?

In Light of me becoming radio active today here is a question…..

If you could make up a Super Power what would it be?  It has to be original.

P.S. Where is Marci?

I’m looking for ideas!  When I’m done with all this cancer fighting stuff I want to go on vacation to celebrate!  Everyone is invited I just haven’t figured out where to go.  So….. what is your dream vacation?

Questions of the day!

1. What makes you happy?

2. What makes you sad?

3. What makes you angry?

4. What drives you?

 Ryan’s List

1.  I really want to try doing stand-up comedy but I am too scared.
2. My parents are deaf but I didn’t become fluent in American Sign Language until I got called on an ASL mission.
3. I absolutely love to go backpacking even though I haven’t been out since my mission.
4. I don’t have much of a sweet tooth. I love salty foods though.
5. I absolutely love movies. I have committed to memory almost the entire screenplay of “The Burbs”, “City Slickers”, “Dumb and Dumber”, and other assorted classic films.
6. I really enjoy playing soccer, basketball and football. I think baseball is boring to play because I can’t hit a pitch thrown by anyone over the age of 9.
7. If I ever can afford to have my own huge house built, I want the architects and contractors to build in secret passages and not tell me where they are so I can randomly find a new one when I lean against a curiously placed candlestick holder.
8. I think Judas Iscariot gets a bad rap.
9. I live for awkward social moments. There is nothing funnier.
10. I have run a full (26.2 mile) marathon and two half marathons. I regularly run between 6-10 miles per week and have a goal to regularly run 40 miles per week.
11. I believe that Arby’s was created to remind us that the good Lord giveth;
12. and that McDonald’s was created to remind us that the good Lord taketh away.
13. Because I was a missionary cut off from the media during September 11th, 2001 – I have very little connection to the events of that day. They are as remote to me as Pearl Harbor or D-day.
14. Despite all attempts to convince me otherwise, I think Angelina Jolie is incredibly unattractive. The Jessica’s are all much better (Simpson, Alba, and Biel)
15. I’ve read all of “The Babysitters Club” books as well as all of the “Sweet Valley High” books. This is thanks to me being a vociferous reader and having an older sister.
16. I used to have a videotape full of Baseball Highlights and Bloopers that I would watch over and over and over again. I can do a perfect impression of one of the announcers saying: “I have never in my life seen a catcher block home plate like Mike Scioscia”.
17. I am a very good speller. I took second place in my fourth grade spelling bee. I lost mostly because I was too lazy to study for it.
18. I was the announcer for the UVSC Wolverine basketball team when I went to school there. I used a really cheesy, affected, over-the-top voice.
19. I shaved my head because my sister is going through Chemotherapy. I was relieved to find out my head is not lumpy and misshapen.
20. I’ve been skydiving. It was incredible.
21. I am very slowly writing two books. One is called Just Care Less and is a sort of humorous self-help book. The other is a fantasy trilogy which will probably end up being pretty lame because I can’t keep my plot focused.
22. Until a few years ago I would reach into the bathroom and turn on the light at night so that I wouldn’t accidentally see Bloody Mary in the mirror.
23. A mountain lion charged me once and only turned away because some of the other boy scouts walked into the meadow just before he pounced on me.
24. My wife is a superior cook with a recipe but I am better when it comes to improvising.
25. I won best actor in a Minor role for my rendition of Salesman #2 in my High School’s performance of “The Music Man”

Cristina’s List

1. I love Science.
2. I have a BS in Biochemistry/Cell Biology from UCSD.
3. I work full-time for Temecula’s only Biotech Company as a Research Scientist.  I love putting on my white lab coat and sitting at my lab bench doing experiments all day.  I know this makes me a total nerd, but oh well what can you do?
4. Card carrying members of PETA, should skip to number five… At my former job I performed over 300 open-heart surgeries.  My patients were rats, and I was intentionally making them have a heart attack to research a drug.
5. I minored in French Literature, although I don’t really remember any French now.
6. My dream car is the 1967 Shelby Mustang GT500.  And once I learn how to drive a stick shift and have an extra $100k lying around, I am sure Ryan will let me get one.
7. The first toy I remember playing with was a toy truck my dad gave me for my second birthday.  I don’t remember playing with any dolls or Barbies.
8. I love the movie Gone is Sixty Seconds.  See #6.
9. Ryan was the first and only guy I have ever kissed.
10. I want to go back to school one day and get my PhD in some biological science.  Yes, I am still a nerd, but we already established that in #3.
11. I enjoy making hand made cards, scrapbooking, and other paper crafts.
12. I have an obsession with paper.  I have hundreds of pieces of patterned paper.  I can’t get out of Michael’s or JoAnn’s without buying more paper.  I think Ryan is considering forcing me to go to counseling.
13. I don’t really watch TV shows.  We have a TV, but the only thing we really watch on it is movies.  The one big exception to this is Prison Break, that Wentworth Miller is so HOT.  I have discovered this does mean we are excluded from conversations regarding the latest episode of American Idol or 24, but I am okay with that.
14. I lost 35lbs last year while training and running/walking a marathon (26.2 miles).  I have since became pregnant and gained it all back, plus 5 more lbs so far.
15. I love food.  I would rather spend money on a nice dinner than on clothes.
16. I absolutely love furniture.  I know it sounds weird, but I get so excited when we go shopping for new furniture for the house.
17. I can do a really good impression of a cat meowing.
18. I was a model when I was a baby, although you wouldn’t be able to tell now.
19. When I was 5; I fell off the top bunk of the bunk bed, broke my nose, was screaming, and didn’t wake up.
20. I have worn a straight jacket.  I was about 6 at the time and had stuck a hooked rock so far up my nose the doctors had to put me in a straight jacket so I wouldn’t move while they took it out.
21. I have never had a cavity, knock on wood.
22. My freshmen year in high school I was on the JV down-hill ski team.
23. I always get March and May confused, I have to start from January and say the months in my head so I know which month is which.
24. I can’t think of anything interesting, or even anything not interesting, to write for #24.
25. I like to read mindless mystery books that have a slight hint of romance in them.  I am currently reading Janet Evanovich’s Lean Mean Thirteen, it is too much fun.

This is a good way to get to know each other.  Ryan and I did a list on our site http://sariah.wordpress.com, if any one is interested in seeing it. 

Below is Bobby’s list:

1. I was born on an air force base that has since been closed down.

2. I lived in Germany for 3 years as a child and spoke fluent German for during that time.

3. I fell 3 stories out of our apartment window when I was 3 years old and landed on soft wet grass resulting in a minor hip injury that to this day prevents me from sitting indian style.

4. I rode a motorcycle for the first time when I was 8 years old and have been hooked on motorcycles ever since.

5. I love to play video games and have ever since I first played pac-man at 6 years old. Read the rest of this entry »

I found the pics from our 5k.

Awesome.